Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
When people say "clean as a whistle", they forget that a whistle is full of spit.
When will all the rhetorical questions end?
What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk.
What does the man on the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it.
What’s the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.
Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
What do you call a woman who can balance two pints of beer on her head? Beatrix.
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
Did you hear about the M.P. who ordered a house sign? It read Home Sweet Home Sweet Home Sweet Home.

Training Fees

Google AdWords training (1-3 delegates)
Three-hour session, two hour follow up, one hour’s telephone support from £995

Consultancy (1-2-1)
From £150 per hour
Half Day £450
Full Day £795

Google Analytics basics training (1-3 delegates)
Ninety minute session £150

Get Seen On Google workshop (3 hours)
From £65 per delegate

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