Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was "Shut Up".
It's unlucky to be superstitious.
I'm writing a book, I've got the page numbers done.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight
When my doctor asked if I do any exercise, I said, "Does ripping off the filters of my cigarettes count?"
What did one ball say to the other ball? Nothing - he just looked round.
Trying to get tickets to see an Elvis tribute band, but when I phone it keeps saying press 1 for the money 2 for the show...
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
If you lend someone a tenner and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

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