How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
I’ve been told I’m condescending.
(that means I talk down to people)
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
What thinks the unthinkable?
I think my bottom is broken…
It has a crack in it
If attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.
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