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What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong”
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One… or two?