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I childproofed the house… but they still get in!
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand!
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps mine is watching television.
Which Knight drools a lot? Sir Liva.
I went down to the local supermarket, I said “I want to make a complaint, this vinegar’s got lumps in it” He said… https://t.co/8TXko1buUA
Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He’d herd it through the grapevine.
In Iran, everyone’s scared of spiders. But in Iraq, no phobia.
I was in hospital last week. I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches. She said “suture self”
I was in a band which we called The Prevention. Because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.
Why is Henry’s wife covered in tooth marks? Because he’s Tudor.