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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
"Doctor, when I look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The best things in life are free.........or have no interest or payments for one full year
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money
A pat on the back is only a few inches away from a kick in the pants
I'd like to be Filthy Stinking Rich. Two down, one to go.
Beat the rush hour, leave work at noon.