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  • The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
  • Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice.
  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
  • My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”
  • This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
  • My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said “40”
  • I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
  • What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
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