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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
When I get real bored, I drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.