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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course. I'm really struggling to get out of it.
What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt.
Want to hear a pizza joke? Nah, it’s too cheesy.
I'd like to be Filthy Stinking Rich. Two down, one to go.
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary?
Get your facts straight first, then you can distort them as you see fit.
There is no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Are snakes afraid of other snakes?