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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
My job is secure. No one else wants it!
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles.
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
If I want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is often easier to get forgiveness than permission.