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What animal can jump higher than a house? All of them, houses can’t jump.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.
What’s E.T. short for? Because he’s got little legs.
The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms.
I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
I childproofed the house… but they still get in!
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand!