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I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower'. I think I might have florets. #edinburghfringe2019
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. #NationalJokeDay
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it”
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
Me: Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey
My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant. Roll on next year.
Gutted the wife has left me! She’s taken the Sky Box and all my Bob Marley records too. No woman, no Sky.