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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work
I’ve been told I’m condescending. (that means I talk down to people)
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was "Shut Up".
It's unlucky to be superstitious.
I'm writing a book, I've got the page numbers done.