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Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay!
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.
What do you call two worms in love? Soil mates.
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
How do you make an egg roll? Push it down a hill.
I just found out I’m colour blind. The diagnosis came out of the purple.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.