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A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. #edinburghfringe2019
I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower'. I think I might have florets. #edinburghfringe2019
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. #NationalJokeDay
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it”
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
Me: Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey
My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant. Roll on next year.