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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I’ve found a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
What do you call a woman who can balance two pints of beer on her head? Beatrix.
I used to work in a helium factory but I quit; I refused to be talked to in that tone.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire.
If I had to describe myself with one word it would be “bad at following directions”
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
Where do poor meatballs live? The spaghetto.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.