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Ever wonder what the speed of light would be if it didn't zigzag?
There is no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Are snakes afraid of other snakes?
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
When climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt.
We can't all be heroes; somebody has to sit on the sidelines and clap as they go by.
My maths teacher called me average. How mean
Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Google must be a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.