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If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous.'
A girl phoned me the other day and said ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.